can’t you see it’s TRUE LOVE
Kristanna is my everything but I still find this hilarious
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
"i have 24 hours until i submit and i have done jack shit" the nail-biting conclusion to the trilogy
"i have 12 hours til it’s due but all i have is a heading (and i’m still on tumblr)" the reboot